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Old Sep 30, 2006, 04:38 PM // 16:38   #21
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The ranger.. For bringing a lvl 2 pet which has nowhere near the STRENGTH or MIGHT to challenge me...
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 06:06 PM // 18:06   #22
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The warrior because he's closest... and because he screams the loudest.
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 06:27 PM // 18:27   #23
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I'd ignore them all and let them die from whatever stupid thing they're doing. Go out to luch with Rastigan then FINAL THRUST when he least expects it. Asshole.
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 06:55 PM // 18:55   #24
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I'd ignore them all and let them die from whatever stupid thing they're doing. Go out to luch with Rastigan then FINAL THRUST when he least expects it. Asshole.
You people and your rage towards frenzy users everyone here seems to love final thrust....Hard descision to make...hmm...Id go after the rangers pet for the hell of it then pop goes the ranger.
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 07:43 PM // 19:43   #25
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Kill the Asstank. The wammo will now call the asstank a noob for not letting him tank. The Asstank will call the monk a noob for not healing him. The monk and the ele will both call the battery a noob for not providing them with enough energy. The battery, who is the only one with a res sig left, will now call the ranger a noob for placing FS and the ranger will call the wammo a noob because he just heard someone with a higher title than he has saying that mending sucks. The wammo will ragequit now. The monk will say OMG we have no chance now and also quit. The asstank, the ranger and the ele will also quit and never dare to enter FoW again. The ranger will continue to dance for tips and the asstank and the ele will ragedelete (new word) their characters. So everyone is happy now!!

Kill the asstank it is
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 07:50 PM // 19:50   #26
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I'd definately be the Ranger >_>

People HATE my spirit build in Alliance Battles

So I cant smack any of them.
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 08:13 PM // 20:13   #27
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You people and your rage towards frenzy users everyone here seems to love final thrust....Hard descision to make...hmm...Id go after the rangers pet for the hell of it then pop goes the ranger.
1. I love frenzy. It never leaves my Warrior's skill bar.
2. I didn't know Rastigan uses frenzy.
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 08:27 PM // 20:27   #28
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I'd take the whammo down, then he will complain about healing, which the monk can not provide because of the lack of energy. Then he will rage quit out of the group because he isn't getting revived fast enough.

Now the asstank refuses to tank everything by himself, so he leaves too.

Then the elementalist dies off from Maelstrom.

The ranger falls flat on his face from all the aggro.

The monk is alone, but uses all the energy to heal himself up. Everybody else leaves, and the monk runs in circles.

Mission complete.
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Old Oct 01, 2006, 12:14 AM // 00:14   #29
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The monk. Take out any chance of healing.

The Asstank is being taken care of

Then the wammo

Then the Ele

Then The Ranger. The Ranger is actually helping me.
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Old Oct 01, 2006, 02:40 AM // 02:40   #30
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lol id solo all of them at the same time

they can't res thanks to the ranger

lol this is a true portrayel of some of the pug groups
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Old Oct 01, 2006, 03:20 AM // 03:20   #31
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Rastigan shall die! That aggrogant lackey of Balthazar's will taste my shadow blade first! He will become no more than spattered bits of ectoplasma after I'm through with him. I mean, who gave him that ghostly blade anyway.. it should be mine! all mine!


And as Rastigan's pathetically pale and ghostly avatar collapses upon himself, I will cackle with great mirth as Balthazar demonstrates his immense displeasure at the fools who just spent their one plat for nought. The monk smitten in the middle of another heal party, the ele drops dead 99% thru finishing meteor shower, and the warrior, just as he swings back for his final thrust will disintegrate into a heap of worthless fow armor from Balthazar's baleful gaze.

And as the "wtf?!?" and "omfg" rise up from their dying lips, I will saunter by and loot their pathetic corpses for Obsidian shards and keys which they so shamelessly poached from my domain.
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Old Oct 01, 2006, 07:04 AM // 07:04   #32
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monk or ranger - its a hard choice though.
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Old Oct 01, 2006, 07:34 AM // 07:34   #33
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NOT the ranger!!!!
He won't be able to lay frozen soil again when it dies!!!!
No, the ranger is the last one you kill
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Old Oct 01, 2006, 08:12 AM // 08:12   #34
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Actually, on second thoughts, I'd not approach them at all. There's still three members of the party missing and if they're not around this group of idiots, there's a good chance they're a great deal smarter than them or me.
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Old Oct 01, 2006, 08:45 AM // 08:45   #35
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Maybe they were 5-man farming =/
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